JOIN THE WAR ON SANTA.
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Slogans for the Anti-Santa Propaganda Activities

of the International ASLaN Society

Just Say NO to the Ho Ho Ho	Santa’s A Glutton: Don’t Feed Him!
Give Santa Coal: He’s Been Very Bad	Feed The Hungry; Not Santa
Have Sex; But Abstain from Santa!	Santa: The Original American Idol
Join The War on Santa.	Sorry, Virginia, Santa’s a Lie
RESIST SANTA	STOP the Santamania!
Jail Santa!	Free Rudolph; Shoot Down Santa
Hate Santa; But Love St. Nick	Santa’s Naughty; But Nicholas is Nice!
Santa Claus is Going to Hell	St. Nick is Getting Pissed— Ditch the Claus.
Scram Santy— It ain’t Yur Birthday Party!	SANTA GO HOME
Santa Schmanta	Santa Got Run Over By My Grandma

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